Reviews of Strong Hall (University)

Clife Smurt

It's aight. It's STRONG. But if you really want a STRONG building, go visit a pyramid. Pyramids are the strongest shape. There's some in Egypt, but that is really far so this is probably the closest you'll get to a pyramid without leaving the country. Don't ask me how it's the strongest shape, because I don't know. I think a lattice structure would be the next strongest thing. The next strongest thing is the icy cold stare I get from people around here when I start talking about democracy. There ARE SO MANY SOCIALISTS HERE. I took a poll, and 3 out of the 4 people I asked said they thought Marx was alright. WE NEED TO GET THIS COUNTRY BACK ON TRACK. STAHP.

Ayres Ryder

This is the liberal arts building and in my opinion has all the funnest classes. Also, sometimes, racist preachers stand outside accusing all the students of being debaching little pieces of sinner trash and condemns them all to hell. It's actually really fun to watch!