READ THIS / LITERALLY WORST SPA EXPERIENCE EVER!:
I informed the practitioner about my injury and why I scheduled my appoint. I was totally sore after the session (which is to be expected) but had literally zero range motion (which i am not blaming them for, it just happened)... but what REALLY blew my mind was how the massage therapist reacted.
He did NOT believe me when I said I couldn't move. He the just stood there repeating himself that I had to leave immediately; and when I again explained what was transpiring and how I could NOT move, he looked me squarely in the eye and said, “Well, I need this room in ten minutes so you have to get up." He then left me there, like some slab of meat at a factory waiting to be processed, after I again pleaded for help.
Eventually, after literally yelling for help someone showed up, and they helped me to the waiting room where I could recover in peace; and that is when the police showed up.
Based on the arrival time the POLICE, the fact it was not an EMT, and how the officer talked about "the confusion", it is evident the massage therapist actually got the cops called for a complaint and not out of concern. He JUST cared about his ten minutes prep time for his next session and NOT the immobile client stuck there.
YES, THEY ACTUALLY CALLED THE POLICE ON AN IMMOBILE CLIENT!
Now, I can afford the cost of whatever, but I also was stunned they didn't even offer to give me a discount or let me go gratis (note: this is EVEN AFTER I bought a $250 gift certificate).
In short, keep your expectations very low because this is one of those industrial pseudo-spas where neither any of the workers have even been out of Cumberland County nor any of them have ever been a client at a spa themselves.
Millennial Warning!