Bon jovi, this is Claypole, King of Prussia. I incredibely dont like this education station rotation. Really really bad. the bus, marc likes to put his stuff in the middle of the seat and i get approximately .01 centimeters of space on my seat. Similarilarililarily, Zack likes to manspread all the way around the globe. He spreads his legs open 6 feet apart. it's pretty fricken discusting if you ask me.
My french teacher doesnt let me use discord or my phone, during class so it really makes me FURIOUS. I have been skipping french class for a decade. I can't pronounce simple words in french such as “le” or “34”.
This skhool does have a heckin' good libary. it has lots of cool stuff like lights, and doors so you can enter and exit. The library also has many books, unlike most; dont have books. I enjoy reading the Captain Underpands saga during lunch. At lunch, I sit with my fronds Niq, Big Ounce, and a Russian transfer kid named krgzylbrav.
The lunch laddy one time told me i couldnt get lunch because i had to get a fricken froot with my gosh darn lunch because my account balance is -3.7 million Mexican Pesos.
the vice assistant principal-in-chief looks like a large trash can.
the SPEDs need to LET’S GO RED faster in the halls because they move at approximately .001 k/ph. They scream very loudly in the hallways, for example :"EEEEE, etc." -coopah 2017. and the SPED teacher has to say "EYYY COOPAH" very loudly to soothe them. I cannot get MY algebra done becauuse of this VERY situation. So does dylan. Dylan, however, is much worse than the SPEDs, in the sense that he insists on not doing his work and stares at his paper for 15 minutes straight. I am extremely entertained by his hallway shuffle.
Every day, there is an extremely loud, viscous, non-Newtonian, and buoyant yeehaw ride 'em cowboy bathroom rodeo explosion. I like to participate in it. It consists of wonderful free form jazz. It takes place every day at 11:40 AM in the B Hall restroom.
billy mongolia is very mischievous, but not boisterous. He resembles a quite large hair swiping block of lard.
And this concludes this morning’s announcements, please remember to treat everyone with dignity and respect. And as always, let’s make it a great day here at Chariho High School (this sounds like propaganda btw).