(Read this in a medieval voice for best effect)
The sun was high and bright, the air warm and slightly humid as I walked into this branch one September afternoon. Expecting to have my credit limit raised to prevent a second credit drop, I prepared for negotiations and clever tactics to sway my opponent into doing my command. Greeted by two kind folks, I smiled and explained to them my name and business affairs. I was directed to a group of leather chairs, so comfortable and fitting I felt as if the gods had sculpted a seat of clouds and cowhide just for me. I began to study from the tomes of their library, ready to play them at their own game with their own knowledge. The cobwebs stretched away from the first book as I pulled it off the shelf, while dust began to scatter across the air in front of me, illuminated by the sunrays from the window. While plotting my moves, I was approached and directed into an office. The chair in here was not as comfortable, a mere peasants chair. What a shame, the last I had sat on appeared to be placed in the incorrect area, but I digress. At last, I thought as I began to discuss my matter. However, my opponent quickly became my friend with the first words he uttered, and before I knew it, I had more information bestowed upon me than I could ever have gotten from a thousand books. Why is he sharing his secret's, I thought. Could it have been a trap, some sort of foolery? I gazed at the desk, his title was upon it. This was their leader, the branch manager. Perhaps I was indeed in the presence of the financial wizards of whom's sole quest is to enlighten the youth of credit and money management. Needless to say, I had an epiphany that I was wrong in my pursuit of higher credit to prevent a second score drop, and all I needed was the guidance of the elders.
Thank you so much for the kind service! I very much appreciate all the information! (Also, the book wasn't dusty or webbed, that was just for dramatic effect since I was told I'm probably the only person who's ever opened one. It was surprisingly clean actually.)