Reviews of Heist Night Club (Night Club)

Fouad Badaoui

One thing ruined an otherwise great time with good music, drinks and company: the women bartenders were wearing stockings and bustiers (the only things missing from the Playboy bunny outfit were the ears) while the men bartenders wore elegant polos and big boy pants. Like, where's the consistency? Either provide your female employees with attractive yet respectable work clothes, or get your male bartenders to walk around in boxer briefs and low-cut tank tops.

Fredrick James

Waste of time! They let others cut the line just because... They do not like military members. You can not even move once you are inside.

Luke Armstrong

Pretty decent bar to go to if nothing else is available. The music is passable, and the theme is kind of weak (I didn't realize until my 3rd or 4th time here that it was a "jail theme"). The patrons can be creepy and/or rude. People don't really dance hard here except us, it seems.

Kaz Okochi

Heist is a gorgeous venue for special events, has an amazing sound system, and the art is SO unique. We cater some private events there and always are excited to get to stop by. Very upscale clientele and vibe.

Robert Kinsler

They get it done. Unpretentious. Poppin party. A staple for DC.

Lauren Wilson

#heisthappened! Great night, ended up pregnant

Natalie Sirkedjian

This place needs meds cause it's siiiiiiiiick

Mark Verwaay

Personally the best place I've been to in DC

Carl Rish

Great vibe. Great music. Can always get a cocktail in a timely fashion. Bottle prices are reasonable...for bottle service that is.

Robert Bermeo

I can't get enough of this place! Service is fantastic

Saya Nagori

Love this place

Nola Smart

Eh.

Christine Jackson

Great drinks, cool scene. Had a great time

Michael Lai

Music is on point! Drinks are DC club prices. Small space but it makes up in ambience and liveliness. Upon entering, you go downstairs to the basement. Dress code is pretty strict here.

Alisa K

Pro: music DJ spins. Con: size! It's surprisingly small, no room for dancing. They have too many VIP tables with coaches. I guess they try to keep *exclusive*. Likely won't be back.

Mohamad Rabbat

hot

Khuram Anwar

pretty cool lounge

Kevin Orlandi

Wow! What a night! I once was lost, but then I found Heist! Place is amazing. Bartenders were slinging drinks faster than I could order them! Service with a smile is an understatement. I asked my server for a bottle and she ran so fast to get me it that she made Bo Jackson’s 40-yard dash time look slow. This establishment is the epitome of “excellence.” If I could, I’d give it ten stars!!

Sophie Chen

10/10 recommend the fish tacos. Or the champagne.

Barb Armon

Enjoyed the drinks and the music! Top notch!!

Devon Carew

Amazing music!!!!

Nick Pintucci

This place is against gay people

Andres Santana

It’s a racist bar please don’t go there. If you don’t want to be discriminated against. Find a better place. It’s small regardless and there are way better bars please don’t waste your time. The security guards are def whit washed.

h4llc heistdc

AMAZING!!!!!

William Cotton

total Ineptitude. Bartender gave my card to someone else. I was the second person that night! Young white male bartender, had a hat on backwards. If you see him, don't open a tab with him or give him your card!

Scotty ST

I liked the bouncers at the doors. They were very nice compared to most bouncers I have experienced. I had a backpack with me and they held it in a closet for me during my time at the club. They were excellent! The drinks are very pricy, the main thing I didn't love about the place. Very nice crowd, everyone was dressed nicely. The club itself in a great area and it's very clean and upscale.

Mackenzie Huffman

Consistently a good time. #heisthappened

Ryan Prestil

Got kicked out for dancing...

Joshua N. Boles

Great little spot in DC

Zhi Li

Good location, food is good

Betty P

Love coming here with my girls

Aekta Erry

No lights in restroom. Ghetto.

Meganne Nichols

Exceptional bottle service.

Monet Weldon

They give every girl/ woman free champagne (verrrry cheap nasty kind) when you come in which is nice but it's not very tasty. They have a wait usually which is confusing because it's often empty inside. The bouncers are very sweet and nice but will kick our unruly people quickly which is really good. Bartenders are rude though. Plays top 40 music usually. DJ on sundays is ok at best. The area is really small so not a lot of room to dance. They have a cheap coat check that I highly recommend because there's no where else to put your things. There are only chairs in the VIP sections so don't come here if you plan on sitting. Best thing about this place is the restrooms they are very nice and private and darkly lit and cool except it's hard to do makeup in the mirror because it's so dark but it's still nice.

Mark Davies

One of my favorite clubs in the country. It has a great vibe, good prices (bottles) and the Dj plays the crowd.

Vikram Bhatia

Great night! Music and vibe was on point!

Roberto Rosa

fun but pricey drinks

Shante Carlton

My friends and I were at a table celebrating a birthday, when a guy from the table next to us began hitting on my friend. She kindly, said "Thanks, but I'm not interested". The guy then proceeded to purposefully elbow her over and over again. She calmly told him to stop and he was like "who the hell are you?" and then continued to elbow her. My friend calmly walked over to the bouncer and asked if he could remove the guy. The bouncer came to the table and the guy's friend who apparently said he was the "owner" (or friend of the owner, something along those lines) defended his friend. The bouncer then told her to pack her things and go. I go to the bouncer to explain what happened again because obviously there was a mistake. The bouncer proceeds to tell me mid sentence, to "shut up and stop talking". He then escorts us out of the club. I wouldn't expect the bouncer to choose us over the owner, but the disrespect was completely unnecessary. So, beware of getting a table here because if the owner or his friends physically or verbally abuse you and you try to speak up about it, you'll be escorted out! Would the same thing have happen if the guy claimed to have had a weapon? Do better.

Ramy A DJ Amen Ra

Great music and vibes. The staff are super friendly and people enjoy coming here to dance and drink.

Amanda Horodyski

I LOVE HEIST! Great atmosphere, great people and awesome service! Highly recommend to anyone who wants to have a fun night out!

Borolin Darling

Was nice , Drinks are very expensive tho ....and after the third drink the Chic basically gave me cranberry juice instead of vodka and cran and refuse to put more vodka in it and said she gave me a double when she clearly didn't , I use to bartend so I'm not someone you can tell that to

James Antonius

Awesome place, but in my opinion, it's too small and gets hot when too crowded.

BIxI dj

Had a blast for sure. But VIP was overpriced Imo... but service was neat!!!

Roger Yee

M is hot

Erin McGeoy

Ok music and space, many college students

Hekmatullah Rahmany

Staff are not very professional and fights take place.

Brian Rowe

heist

Nathan Kron

Great music. Very crowded. Fun vibe.

Alberto Gallo

Bartenders was very rude and meand. A lot of young guys but staff never on the top of that.... If you want a couple of shots maybe otherwise is plenty of better sports

Matthew Beyer

Kind of cool

Arica Fratarcangeli

Amazeballs

Leslie Olabisi

It's okay

Muzafar Umarov

Excellent bartenders. They are very professional and fast. Music is also very good here. Only bad part is that the place is small and can get packed really quick. But it has an awesome vibe. Especially on Fridays.

SAIF UR REHMAN

Good

Paul Parsons

Overrated

Alex Bargar

Really fun night out. Amazing bartender. I even bumped into one of the owners and he gave me free drinks!!!

Briana Whitfield

Just your average potbelly's. no complaints.