The United States SEAL team torture chamber, to put the SEAL's through the worst torture imaginable. Created back before the dawn of time, the manager is the head of the Regalian marauders. Seen more than wanted, the creature they call, "Eric," terrorizes adults and children alike. The food is worse than that of a school, and is much more expensive than Trump's signature wig. Michelle Obama created the food herself, you know.
The screens are comparable to those in cheap, low-quality Walmart MP3 players, and the seats are like school desks. The sound is comparable to that of a dying whale- unpleasant, to the utmost degree. Nothing is good here. This theater was actually featured in Lemony Snicket's, "A Series of Unfortunate Events," did you know? Yes, the one in the Reptile Room, but somehow even more vile.
If I were to pick, between this place and hell, I think this place would be a much, much worse torture than Satan could bestow upon me. I think I've seen snakes crawling through the aisle, every now and then. They especially like Saturday afternoons, from what the clowns behind the water fountain told me.
I can guarantee that if you wanted to end a relationship with a loved one, take them here. You'd lose their love in an instant, whether it be a child or aunt. You take your grand's here, it may be their last sight. What an unpleasant death. What an unpleasant fate. What an awful way to die.
Save yourself. Save your kids. Save your nose and eyes and ears, save yourself from this awful site and the beast they call Eric.