Hands down, no questions asked, you HAVE to go see Geena. She will transform your hair into its best possible self. She uses styling and care techniques that make hair feel healthier and look better for a longer period of time, and will build a long-term relationship with you that is focused on keeping your hair healthy and beautiful.
Geena has seriously done what I didn’t even think was possible with my flimsy, ultrathin hair. I didn’t think it was possible for a haircut to be so good, so PERFECT, that my hair could look spiky and sexy and AMAZING after being under a hat and squished to the back of a chair all day. DON’T. MOVE. SOMEONE GET THE HAIRSPRAY AND PRESERVE THIS MASS OF BRIERY SEDUCTION FOR ALL TIME. When I went in to see Geena for the first time and told her that people usually buzzed my sides with number 4 clippers to make them short enough for my liking, she said that my hair would look better and last longer if cut exclusively with regular shears going forward and NEVER clippers. I was very skeptical of this unconventional approach to hair cutting, but figured I would let her do her thing and see if she could get a number 4 result using shears. HOLY DAMN YOU GUYS MY HAIR LOOKED MORE BALLER THAN EVERY NUMBER 4 CLIPPERS JOB I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE COMBINED. SERIOUSLY. And as my hair grew out over the following weeks, it NEVER got shaggy or unkempt and STILL looked and felt EPIC by the time I came back TWO MONTHS LATER to get my next haircut with her!
That’s another thing: my haircuts last almost THREE TIMES LONGER than any others before this. Before going to Geena, I couldn’t go more than three weeks after a $50 salon haircut because my hair was so shaggy and split-ended and felt like something a horse would eat. I now go in every TWO MONTHS, and even then my hair looks and feels nearly as fresh as it did when first cut. I also NEVER GET BAD HAIR DAYS ANYMORE: my hair is consistently much softer and more pliable and is altogether much easier to manage. Don’t ask me how she does it. I don’t know. It’s magic on par with Mr. Krabbs’s secret Krabby Patty formula.
Geena is not just a hair stylist; she’s a haircare specialist as well. She knows exactly how to make hair its healthiest and keep it that way, and it has to do with how it is cut as well as the products used to treat it on a daily basis. So she WILL inquire about the kinds of hair products you use, and may go about shearing you in new and wondrous ways of which you had never heard tell before. But you won’t be sorry. Oh no. You’ll actually be downright relieved that someone FINALLY has hair figured out and can take that responsibility off your shoulders, literally and figuratively.