Let me walk you through what a visit here is like.
Pull in through the back--I mean front--entrance, and you are presented with two lanes with self-service kiosks. Pull into either one, and you have one of those terrible 90s era resistive touchscreens that you must bang on to get it to work. After saying "No Thanks" to some half a dozen ads that really want you to give up even more money for some reason, you eventually get to choose which grossly overpriced wash you want that might make you think this is a full-service car wash based on the prices that are typical for those. Pay, and you get a receipt that has says in small print to show it to the attendant. Of course, if you must go through an attendant anyway, using a self-service kiosk makes no sense to begin with, but let's just move on.
Pull up to the car wash, and there is one lane. Oh hey, another thing that makes no sense. If there is one slow lane for the car wash itself, what's the point in trying to save people time by having two lanes to pay before you enter? Anyway, after the attendant waving you through tries his hardest to get you to rear end the car in front of you without even really looking, he finally has you roll down your window, so he can give a cursory glance at your receipt, just so he can make a note of which tier you paid for. He doesn't do anything to mark that you already used this ticket, and tells you to put it in neutral.
So, you enter the car wash proper. Inside, some disgusting brushes slather some of the dirtiest and stinkiest soap you've ever seen or smelled on your car with enough force to push your foldable side mirrors into your car, which can't be good for your vehicle and ensures you will have to pull over and pull them back out once you get out. It then lightly sprinkles a tiny bit of water in a rinse cycle that no one will ever accuse of wasting water. As you approach the exit, the "Go"/"Wait" sign tells you "Go" the entire time you are still on the track and not done yet, then switches promptly to "Wait" when you're finally done. Because backwards signs are the new black, I suppose. And naturally, with as incredibly eco-friendly as the rinse cycle was, you're still completely covered in soap, with suds pooling in the crevices.
Yep. Seems like a wonderful place that is definitely worth return visits to me.