Worst haircut I have ever had.
- asked for a medium fade. I definitely have a high fade, almost a high and tight. She took the guard I asked for at the bottom nearly to the top of the side of my head.
- asked to fade in my beard from the haircut. Last I checked, that didn’t mean cutting the entirety of my beard.
- to make the beard part even better, she didn’t even line it straight at the bottom or even on the sides!!
- when she was cutting my beard, it physically hurt. I’ve had a beard for several years, and keep it trimmed with clippers all the time. I have NEVER been hurt by clippers on skin. This felt somewhere between a burn and peeling off of the top layer of skin.
- did not even trim all parts of my beard. I look like I’m trying to grow a creepy goatee because she didn’t get under my lip or on my chin.
- on top of all of that, when I mentioned it was supposed to only be a fade in, she just JUSTIFIED WHAT SHE DID by saying “oh it was dry and to grow it out you gotta clip it, etc etc” instead of just owning it and saying sorry. Then started talking about how to moisturize.
- then, to top off this wonderful experience, she asked if I wanted any product in my hair. “No thanks” I say. PLOP, “imma just add some moisturizer to it.” ?!?!?! She finally wraps up, I check out, and walk to my car. There is literally enough product in my hair that I can rub my hair lightly and it is visible on my hand.
This whole experience was so comically bad, I told my wife I was expecting someone to jump out and scream “you just got punk’d!”