I had some time to kill in Ashland while my IROC was being upgraded, so I walked to the local theater. I think the last time I went to a theater was Anchorman 2...
I saw times listed for movies at 1000 so I thought maybe it was AM. I figured if it was unlocked my hypothesis could be correct. So I walked in and used the bathroom in the lobby (leaving DNA evidence everywhere...)
I figured no one was at the snack counter because the morning shift is probably pretty slow, so they were off cleaning something. I also thought "I could rob this place, but stealing a popcorn machine on foot sounds like too much work (and where and how often would I use a full size p maker?) I walked around looking for someone when I started to notice a steady beeping, I don't remember hearing that before...
I walked deeper into the distant auditoriums, and choose one to walk into. I didn't see any lights, but maybe it was in the middle of a cave scene or something. As soon as I opened the door, that steady beeping became a frenzied alarm! My criminal instincts kicked in and I ran to the lobby to try to soothe the alarm system. Hoping there was a "Press * To Cancel" prompt, but there wasn't (I took a picture for evidence in case I find myself in the People's Court or something). I ran out of the front in fear I would be locked inside, my suspicions mind was correct. After a couple of minutes I tried to open the door to see if the alarm was still freaking out, but the door was now locked.
I write this as I'm standing in the parking lot waiting for SWAT and the FBI to show up.
If I never breathe free air again; some one pick up my convertible from Ashland Welding and Muffler. Summer's coming and the Pacific is calling her name... Please send me pictures of your adventures, my inmate number is still unknown...
I'm rating 5 stars in the hopes that the owner will not press charges after they CSI the bathroom. My apologies to Brian Baumgartner if they use my profile picture to issue an arrest warrant.